Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Unreasonable Love (Part 3)

"Malliga!! We're late, yar!"

"I coming I coming!"

I grabbing the silly garl's hand and drags her down my house stairs. She don't understand the yimportance of me being there on time. I turn around yand shacked to see her one eye big yand other eye chmall. 

"Vat happened di??"

"You never let me finish draaving my eyes buddhu!!"

"Ai, ai! Here I late far cricket game yand you busy painting face? Look me! I yam more yimportant guest than you yand even I come so simple. You think you competitioning with Juhi Chawla?"

I see Malliga look me up down. I awarely think back vat i vear. I finally wash hair with *meti and **sikakai, something carry away my jasmine flower when i bath, yand i vear pink t shart with yellow pant. Then only can extract Taral, no? Oh, I wolso vear lot of bangle. Then only can 'jingacha jingacha' yand clap when he throw goal.

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"Eh di, vear is the net?? How they put goal?"

"Madhu!! Far the killionth time! This is cricket, yar!"

"Ahh.vokay vokay. Stap shauvting"

Once the game start I turn to the garl on other side and tell, "My Taral play like Michael Jardan yand David Begyam, no?"

I laugh pridely. I vant to show vone or two peeple I wolso know yinternational cricket workers. She stare at me. I collect the liquid in my mouth. Then I think nevermind. Let her jealous.

Far so lang I vatch him. Then sudenly yeveryvone start jumping yand shauvting. Oh, must be game finish. I look far him speedly. My heart almost stap. Hare Ramm! Why he flying?? Aiyo...they carrying him. Ai, ai!

Malliga call me to go home. I look saddedly at Taral while she pull my hand. Suddenly he look at me. My heart hop like horse, run like rabbit, turn like tortoise. He look at me! My hand pull this side, my heart and eyes pull other side. He still looking at me. Rama! Krishna! Oh lard! Vat do i do? Shankara! He valking! He coming! Ai, ai! 



*meti-fenugreek seeds
**sikakai- soap-nut powder
(both very good sources of protein for hair :P)

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